the furai

Q Source: Sex Magick

Observation December 2, 1994. Freezing rain, sleet, and snow fall out of the sky. Richard’s exhausted; thinks to himself: “Shitty-fuckin’-day to be a used-car salesman.” He’s just test driven 1-more car. I begin observing him; not-visible to him, yet. Richard exits the Porsche; lets customer out. Customer: “Let me think about it; call you tomorrow either way.” Richard’s thoughts: “You’re lying; Just say you don’t want the fucking-car! Douchebag! Dead deal. You won’t …

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Q Source: Root

Just One After Ray and all the limos leave, the police sergeant’s persuaded by Tommy, to go inside for just one beer. Tommy, using chi-persuasion: “Come on, when’s the last time you enjoyed a cold beer? I won’t tell anyone! You’ve earned it, believe me.” Tommy, and an attractive black-woman, Shawanna, enjoy a beer with the tight-assed sergeant. The police-sergeant’s roofied; barroom begins to spin; music distorts; fragrance of alcohol floods …

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The Fat Man Won’t Be Fooled Again.

The United States was born because a group of free men desired to run themselves. They came from Europe, they built farms, plantations, manufacturing. The free men were a large portion of the population. These men overthrew England’s rule and replaced it with a constitutional republic far superior to any system the world has ever …

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Donald Trump — Furai Emperor

The Emperor: “Rise Mr. Skeet.” DS: “An honor to be in your presence, my Emperor. Why am I here?” The Emperor: “You’re here because you’ve discovered a chemical stimulant, of VAST military power.” DS: “Military? I viewed the stimulant as strictly a means to communicate, throughout The Empire, quickly.” The Emperor: “Via faster-than-light communication.” DS: “Exactly.” The Emperor: “The idea of traveling back …

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Cracking Lotus

This morning, on a hunch — Move out of raw materials, titanium, Dyson spheres. Move into stimulants. This sudden monetary move, creates a huge buzz in the market. Other traders suspect what I’m doing; they know what Lotus Corporation is about. Stimulants have always been a brand-conscious market; people get addicted to taking stimulants from the same source. No one ordered a cola at the millennium. They ordered: a Coke, a Starbucks, Marlboros. It’s the same …

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Dark Planet Lotus

“What a God forsaken planet.” Captain Kite’s words summarize what we’re ALL thinking. The planet is black; the blackest of blacks. Captain Kite: “In all my travels, never seen a place quite like this; pure carbon.” We touch down, in one of the few places capable of landing craft. Most of the terrain: razor-sharp spikes aimed at the sky, almost a message, booming, loudly, from the planet itself, “You’re not …

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Am I Evil? #black #magick #loa #conjure #cast #spells #wizards

When I was 12-years-old, I decided to become a dark wizard. It wasn’t an easy decision, I fought it. Most normal people like to think of themselves as “good” – even the shitty ones; very few have the balls to declare, “I am evil.” At 12-years old, I embraced: who I was, what I was, why …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 2 – CHAPTER FIFTEEN – BASE – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION BASE RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. The Caveman Ray’s about to head-down to the dojo, when, he receives a text-message: Drew: “Sifu 2day: Drew. Put on street clothes. Meet out front. K?”  Ray: “K sifu.” Ray steps outside his father’s mansion; Drew’s standing beside, a 1970 mint-condition Chevelle SS: …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 2 – CHAPTER THIRTEEN – PEDESTAL – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION PEDESTAL RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. Back The meteorite gets hot in Ivan’s hand, so hot, he drops it. As the meteorite-fragment falls from his hand, sky returns to normal, from the blackest black. Ivan: looks at his watch, 9:45; looks at his cell-phone, 9:45 A.M. 2/15/13. Instantly: feels …

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BALLS- A Short Tale of The Alien Gray Invasion, And The War That Follows

Q: BALLS RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. The Labyrinth Fuck, I hate it down here! Cold and damp in the labyrinth. Man, live-off rats; who feed-off corpses; who fed-off rats before: they died. Been a brutal conflict. Alien Grays have been ruthlessly hunting-down, the last remnants of free man, the …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CONJURE MAJIK – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION CONJURE MAJIK RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. An Unexpected Sifu The next morning, Ray does his expanded Morning-Regiment upon awakening; listens to some comedy, is feeling great. 10:26 A.M. Ray enters the dojo, he’s surprised who’s waiting for him. Cynthia: “Good morning Ray. I’ll be your sifu today.” Cynthia: …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER TEN – F STAR MAJIK – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION F-STAR MAJIK RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. The Salesman Ray wakes up the next day, affirms to himself, “I can accomplish anything!” Plays his music loud, repeats aloud, “I can accomplish anything!” while he: does 22 pushups and writes it down; makes his bed; takes a shower and grooms. …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER NINE – PRIDE – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION PRIDE RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. A Perfect Punch Richie Rich: “Let’s square off on the heavy bag.” Richie Rich approaches the bag, releases a flurry of vicious, perfectly-timed: elbows, jabs, knees, spinning back-fists- He stops abruptly; looks at Ray. Richie Rich: “A perfect punch begins with distance. Unless …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER EIGHT – KATANA – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION KATANA RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. The Katana Richie Rich sits beside Ray; unsheathes the katana before them. Richie Rich: “This katana is special; owned by a famous shogun. It’s the finest, privately-owned sword, in the world. See this kanji? It means ‘5-body blade’. A swordsman, can take this …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER SEVEN – BLACK CHI – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION BLACK CHI RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. Negative Chi Ray: “Why’d you instruct Chris to wear protective clothing, when disposing of the heavy-bag yesterday, sifu?” Richie Rich: “Men can generate different kinds of energy, different kinds of chi. Positive energy; negative energy. Energy that’s formed with: love, compassion, sympathy, …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER SIX – SIP – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION SIP RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. Rig The Game The next morning, Ray wakes up different; looks the same; he’s not. Ray goes downstairs, sees Johanna, says: “hi.” and smiles. Maid makes him breakfast. Ray eats, says to the maid: “Thank you. It was awesome.” -Pause Ray to Johanna: …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER FOUR – WEAPON – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION WEAPON RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. Drew Ray decides not to ride in the trunk. Ray and Drew travel 45 minutes. Don’t say a word to one another. They arrive: a big, black, steel gate. Drew pushes a button. Drew: “Drew. Let me in.” Man’s Voice: “You have the …

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CONCUSSION: MAJIK LEVEL 1 GRIMOIRE 1 – CHAPTER THREE – GAME – RAW, UNEDITED

CONCUSSION GAME RICHARD SKEET Copyright © 2015 RICHARD SKEET All rights reserved. Phone Call When Ray and Ray’s hot-as-fuck mom get home from the hospital: Ray’s sexy-mom goes into her bedroom; gets on the phone. Ray’s mom: “Richie?” -Pause- Ray’s mom: “Can you come see him?” -Pause- Ray’s mom: “Hold on.” Ray’s sweet-ass mom closes …

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